March 2012
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holmes-comma-sherlock:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum wins the Mega Millions and loses the ticket.
And then Barack Obama walks out of a coffee shop and finds that ticket on the ground.
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ladyofinsanity replied to your post: Things I am awful at
No you’re not. It’s just…living with someone who constantly downs you about every little thing you do can make it very hard to see the good in oneself.
I know, believe me, I know. All I can say is to focus on everyone else you have in your life, because they love you and don’t want you to feel that way. I know we all live relatively...
Things I am awful at
Consoling people.
Making people feel better about themselves.
Friend things.
My parents would be really concerned about my mental health & sexuality if they found my blog.
me flirting on tumblr: hey, you're really attractive omg ifdsuhzkj
me flirting irl: hi.... my socks don't match.
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I would at least like to get to see you at some point tonight. But like I said, it’s whatever.
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Supernatural
Season 1: I'm scared to watch Supernatural because I'm worried I might have nightmares.
Now: I'm scared to watch Supernatural because I'm worried I might drown in a river of my own tears.
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whoremione-granger:
heres a haiku about dave franco
youre fucking hotot
i want your body on mine
dave franco please yes
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ladyofinsanity:
dudeyoujustrescuedapuppy:
ladyofinsanity:
dudeyoujustrescuedapuppy replied to your post: I hate her.
HEY BRI. GUESS WHAT. WE LOVE YOU. DMANN LOVES YOU, HANNERS LOVES YOU. KEITH LOVES YOU. EVERYONE LOVES YOU PRETTY LADY
WHAT GOOD ARE FRIENDS’ LOVE WHEN YOUR FUCKING MOTHER HATES YOUR GUTS?!
WELL. YOUR MOM SOUNDS LIKE A DICK. BUT, I DON’T WANT YOU TO BE SAD. YOU’RE TOO...
my entire life is a series of realizations that I have things to do and then not doing them.
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seblaine:
if i was in the hunger games i would be really good at dying
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mannydelgad0:
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
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You’ve been Garth’d
– Garth (via itisdefended)
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Friend: I'm watching more Doctor Who!
Me: Great! Which episode are you on?
Friend: I just finished the one where Rory gets killed.
Me:
Friend:
Me: So which episode are you on?